I'm 71% Virgin

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 Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then re-post as "I'm __% Virgin". Lowest number you have the more you've done!

[ ] Smoked
[ ] Drank alcohol.
[x] Cried when someone died. 
[ ] Been drunk
[ ] Had sex.
[x] Been to a concert. 
[ ] gotten/given a handjob.
[ ] gotten/given a blowjob.
[ ] Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[ ] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%

[ ] Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
[ ] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 
[ ] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 
[ ] Been to prom.
[x] Cried at school
[x] Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store
[ ] Went streaking. 
[ ] Given or received a lap dance. 
[ ] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%

[ ] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[ ] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[ ] Kissed a stranger.
[ ] Hugged a stranger. 
[ ] Went scuba diving.
[x] Driven a car
[x] Gotten an x-ray.
[ ] Hit by a car.
[x] Had a party.
[ ] Done serious drugs. 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

[ ] Played strip poker/darts.
[ ] Got paid to strip for someone.
[x] Run away from home.
[x] Broken a bone. 
[ ] Eaten sushi.
[ ] Bought porn. 
[x] Watched porn 
[ ] Made porn (i have a stash in my art folder)
[x] Been in love

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

[ ] Made Out.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[ ] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[ ] Shot a gun
[ ] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 
[ ] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
[ ] Watched an animal die. (I've seen dogs have sex, THAT DOSEN'T COUNT)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

[ ] Watched a person die. 
[x] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
[x] Pranked somebody
[ ] Put somebody in the hospital. 
[ ] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[ ] Kissed somebody of the same sex.
[ ] Dressed punk.
[ ] Dressed goth. 
[ ] Dressed preppy. 
[ ] Been to a motocross race. 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%

[ ] Avoided somebody.
[ ] Been stalked.
[ ] Stalked someone. 
[ ] Met a celebrity. 
[x] Played an instrument
[ ] Ridden a horse. 
[x] Cut yourself.
[ ] Bungee jumped.
[ ] Ding dong ditched somebody.
[x] Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

[ ] Got caught stealing something.
[ ] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[ ] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 
[ ] Gone out with your friend's crush. 
[ ] Got arrested.
[ ] Been pregnant. 
[ ] Babysat.
[ ] Been to another country.
[ ] Set your house on fire.
[ ] Had an encounter with a ghost. (I do believe ghosts)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

[ ] Donated your hair to cancer patients.
[x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by 
[ ] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[x] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. 
[x] Sat on your butt all day. 
[x] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself 
[x] Had a job (Youtube counts)
[ ] Gotten cut from a sports team.
[ ] Been called a whore 
[ ] Danced like a whore. 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

[x] Been mistaken as older than your own age.
[ ] Been in a car accident.
[x] Been told you have beautiful eyes.
[ ] Been told you have beautiful hair.
[ ] Danced in the rain.
[x] Been rejected. 
[ ] Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 
[x] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

Final percentage: 71% (I'm only 15 dammit)
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